Drunk Chick Trading Card #2
She's the girl
who's always sneaking off with other people's pitchers and
sucking back the dregs of somebody's unfinished gutter swill.
One time at a party she drank a bottle of pee that some guys
told her was Belgian import. Her theory is that it is worth
ingesting a few beer soaked cigarette butts to attain a cheap
high (and a one way ticket to Hep-c)